Wormtail's Tale

Yes, I am on crack, why do you ask?

Title: Wormtail's Tale
Rating: G (I've seen worse in Disney movies!)
Characters: Peter/Wormtail, sirius/Padfoot, a tabbycat, an owl named Hermes, Percy Weasley, assorted other red-headed children & their mother
The work is based on: The Gingerbread Man

Warning: beware, this fic is totally crackified! This fic may be dangerous to your health, sanity, or personal property. Please read with extreme caution. The author of this fic cannot be held responsible for any injury or any damage caused to keyboards, monitors, or anything else within spewing range for anyone brave enough to try to eat or drink while reading this.

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JKR and various publishers. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

If you haven’t read The Three Little Gryffindors then you’ll probably be lost. Go read it first.

Two versions, again.

Dedicated to the awesome ravenpan who made a random comment about a second part to this…and who is also responsible for numerous rabid plot bunnies currently existing in my space and for me wanting to use words like “crackified” and “ficified”

Beta’d, as always, by lilian_cho

Posted in: my journal why_me_why_not; in Once Upon a Time mukashi2; and will be on

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Grrr...it's way too hot today to be sitting outside running this yardsale. Especially since my lil sis is getting all the money to take to camp with her--she should be the one sitting out here in the sun! She's a bit spoiled. And of course, three of the four kids are currently covered in mud--first place they went was the big mud-hole left by the rain the other day.

I just wanted to post a message specifically for lilian_cho and ravenpan: sometimes I really really don't like you guys. Well, not really...I love you both but...

Plot bunnies are bad enough...poetry bunnies are worse...and i think they're creating mutant hybrid bunnies right now. Thanks a lot, guys! *grins*

Alright, back out to the heat with my notebook...