always been crazy

So, I have several posts I've been meaning to make this weekend, and I also got run off the computer already today. I'm hoping to get back on after everyone else goes to bed & finish the awesome fic I'm betareading and get to work on some other things.

In the meantime, how about some long overdue ficlets? Mucho gracias to irisgirl12000 for looking these over for me.

225 words for jackiesjunkie: Jepha, snowflake, tea, scarf

( Jeph regularly thought they were getting too old for this shit... )

400 words, gelsey's rarepair challenge: Draco/Luna; "Each night the moon kisses secretly the lover who counts the stars." -Rumi; whisper, darkness; Somewhere Out There - Linda Rondstadt 

( Luna likes the quiet blanket of darkness... ) 

400 words for harriet_vane: Johnny/Evan, honeymoon 

( Evan wasn't really a spur-of-the-moment guy... )

200 words for irisgirl12000: something Bogart-related about the Discos recording their new album? I'm imagining doggy sounds somehow making their way into the list of weird background noises on this album. 

( Spencer had agreed that it was easier... )

600 words for arielchan: werewolf!Empires 

( Sometimes Tom really missed being able to sneak off and sulk in peace... )

Okay, I'm getting ready to go to bed. Text me if you want me. :)

175 words of random HP

( Harry had long since traded his glasses for Muggle contacts. )

151 words set in the werewolf!Empires 'verse

( Everyone knows that Nick's is neutral territory. )

375 words, also set in the werewolf!Empires 'verse

( By the time they're close enough to see the flashing lights, the smoke, and the chaos, Tom's already pretty close to freaking out. )

More fic-type things? (note, there's no way I'm gonna finish enough prompts for a bingo on my cliche_bingo card so I'm just throwing some of my random ideas out to you. I have no idea how I've ended up with so much half-written crap lately.)

175 words for desticex, who asked for Dan/Quinn, coffee, hammer, cold.

( There were at least three inches of snow on the ground and they were out here making a video. )

300 words of jealous!Spencer.

( Spencer had the dvd loaded up, a bowl of popcorn with that seasoning Brendon like, and a blanket big enough to share, but no Brendon. )

425 words of the beginning of Brendon/Spencer mpreg.

( Brendon tries Spencer's phone for the tenth time that day, but it's still going straight to voicemail. )

Fic Recs and Fic Dump :)

BUT FIRST! The usedfic Exchange needs a pinch hitter for a story!

ANYONE? You don't have to be part of the challenge already to pinch hit, and the minimum is only 1000 words.

So, speaking of The Used, here's where I got my crack-ration to start my week off right:

California Son by valerie_z
Tim (Rancid)/Bert (The Used) || NC-17 (but just barely) || Warning for incest
He didn't know why Bert bothered him so much. Something about the guy just got under his skin. He could talk for an hour with the intern at Machete who thought 9/11 was an inside job, but one smirk from Bert McCracken and he was ready to start swinging. He just needed to keep his distance.

And a Harry Potter rec. Now, I'm not actually so much into Snarry, I only read it when certain people write it. And mimiheart is one of those people.

Finding Peace by mimiheart
Genre(s): Genderbender/Crosdressing
Prompt(s):Secrets and Lies, Sanctuary
Harry/Snape || R, please read posted warnings || ~17,000 words
It takes a great hero to defeat the Dark Lord. Sometimes it takes a greater one to face oneself.

One of my long overdue drabbles. This one is for irisgirl12000, who asked for Dean/Castiel with a prompt of fallen, wings. It's also not exactly Dean/Castiel, b/c I can't wrap my mind around that, but it's close enough. 100 words.

( Castiel hated to admit  )

And this is something related to my Big Bang Fic. If I ever do attempt to write porn, I inevitably get it halfway written and then stop. And then it never gets finished, lol. And we all know I have the attention span of a small butterfly, so. Anyway, this kinda stops in the middle of everything, and it's technically unbeta'd even though it's been read by several people. But I'm dumping it so I don't have to keep thinking about it sitting here unfinished.

Untitled Pete/Patrick/Ashlee
Obviously NC-17 || ~2800 words
Set the day Bob leaves for Chicago in Basement Romantic

( Patrick hoped Pete would be gone by the time he made it back from the airport, but it didn't work that way. )

Okay, so I didn't get as much done today as I hoped. Two soccer games, two tee ball games, a birthday party I didn't know about, dealing with my ex-sis-in-law's stupidity, waiting to be sure Harley didn't turn into a pumpkin, and going searching for the mysterious searchlights. Which were cut off right after we'd narrowed down the location! But I do have more ficlets to share! I have 7 more to write for the actual alphabet meme, then a couple dozen for reallythateasy.

( I am really ridiculous sometimes. )

I almost got into a fight at Christmas dinner b/c Jo is a bitch and decided she wanted to talk shit about Tinsley. And yeah, Jo is pretty much my sister, but Tinsley is Tinsley and way more important to me. Drew is sick and just broke up with his longtime girlfriend (who came by the house all sad and stuff b/c she has no family to spend Christmas day with), Bree had pink eye, and then there was the whole issue of Holden leaving in the morning. He had made up a song about him and his daddy taking a road trip and kept singing it, and kept asking why me and Pam and Shannon were crying, and finally started avoiding the kitchen because each time he'd come through one of us would scoop him up and hug him. :(

But now, I'm kicked back in my new, fuzzy pjs, eating a plate of leftovers and watching Mama Mia with Harley, so I'd say that's a win. ( Here's a couple more drabbles: )

I am a slacker. I've come to accept this. Yall still love me, right?

somehow, this particular round of fic-dumpage is all the fault of reallythateasy.

500 words of H/D. reallythateasy asked for “the first time Harry runs into Draco after he and Ginny get divorced”

( The first weekend Harry gets his kids, he’s really not sure what to do with them. )

200 words of Gabe-centric nonsense, written when the news came out that Gabe couldn’t talk for a week

( When Gabe is told he needs to rest his voice for a week, his band decides that equals permission to take him home and fuss over him. )

200 words of Winchesters for the prompt words: Walmart, motorcycle, whining

( Dean usually avoided Walmart )

500 words, Patrick-centric. This has been sitting here for a while. I’m really not sure who it was originally for or what the prompt was, but I have a vague recollection that it was supposed to involve Gerard, so it was probably for reallythateasy.

( Patrick doesn’t remember what city they were in when it started )

Txtfics from earlier this week...

For wearethestars. Brendon & Spencer. 175 words.

( Spencer looked up warily as Brendon bounded into the room. )


For irisgirl12000. Bob & Frank. 350 words.

( Yeah, okay, maybe he shouldn't have been trying to take a picture while he was driving. )


For nasus221. Dean & Sam. 125 words.

( Sam was tired of eating on the road )


For ltlredhairdgirl. Draco/Harry. 200 words.

( Draco had been sitting in the same spot for hours )

slashfest slashfest slashfest slashfest

Today officially sucked and I cried at work. Jon & Jessie both owe me drinks tomorrow night. How about some drabbles?

175 words for wook77, who asked for Narnia, Edmund/Caspian, last kiss

( Edmund knew he was technically older than Prince Caspian. )

200 words of Shelter for wook77

( Are Jeanne and Alan coming back? )

225 words of random bandom (lol), set after I Am the Drug You Can’t Deny

( Vicky notices when Cash slinks out of the bus, but she waits until they’re alone to confront Gabe. )

100 words of Brendon/Spencer

( Brendon knows that pens are for writing on paper, but sometimes he has to bend the rules. )

100 words for irisgirl12000. Sisky/Nate, New Orleans, powdered sugar, beignets.

( What are you eating? )

100 words of Brendon from the Epic ‘verse

( Brendon recognizes Jamia - of course he does )

100 words of Sam-centric SPN for nasus221’s prompt words: night, hands, car

( When Sam thinks about Stanford, he thinks about sunny days and long walks around campus and holding hands with Jess. )

125 words of Sam-centric SPN for alli_everyday’s prompt words: jacket, warmth, lazy

( At Stanford, there were lazy days filled with nothing but Jess and old movies and sunlight streaming through the windows of their small apartment. )

150 words of J2 for reallythateasy’s prompt words: overslept, call, cuddle

( Jensen was in Chicago when he got the call )

400 words of muddy sex. Totally blamed on alli_everyday for a txt convo one day forever ago.

( Sam opens his eyes when the purr of the Impala's engine dies )