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I overheard someone today say "Don't be an asshole, asshole," and it made me all <3333 even though they obviously weren't thinking the same thing I was. But it made me think about fanfics that I quote on a regular basis. Obviously, sbp is at the top of that list. Duh. But also on that list is Forever Now (your face isn't how zombies attack!), that Beyond the Sea bbb from last year (we're not shiny anymore, but we're tasty!), the popslash fish fic (LET'S GO EXPLORING!), the one where Justin lays eggs (Clutch? I'm obviously too lazy to go look up proper names and quotes, lol.), and probably a few more that I'm forgetting right now. But the point is, I wanna know what some of your favorite fanfic quotes are and/or where they come from. What say you?

(Also, let me tell you about my hoiday card fail. I just mailed out the last of my cards today, so some of them are going to be late. And I forgot to put my LJ name on them, so I hope yall know my name & my kids' names, otherwise you're gonna be confuzzled.)