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Haha, just a call from the jail. My... um, friend-with-benefits gets out next weekend. :P

Quite a few of y'all on my flist seem to be bored. I'm sorry! So, how's this:

1. I need some help updating my Author/Beta Resource Page. If you have any links/pages/sites/whatever that you use regularly as an author or a beta, please share them!!

2. I'm still looking for a beta. I have the next chapter of Garden of Sun and Tears, the first half of a two-part puppy fic, and the crack!fic HP/LotR crossover that I still owe [livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000 that need to be beta'd. There's something else, as well, but it's not as important b/c I'm not even sure if I'll share it.

3. Okay, we've all done the memes/surveys/whatevers where you put in you favorite food and your favorite color and what you're wearing. Well, I was in the mood for something a bit different, something that'd actually help me get to know some of you. Or help you get to know me. So I compiled some random questions, pulled from several different places. I've given my answers in the post. If you wanna answer in comments, go ahead. If you want to post this in your own LJ, that's great too. If you wanna answer some of the questions, feel free. Just an exercise in sharing & getting to know each other. And a good way to procrastinate



Name 3 things that made you smile today.
1. My prescription copays going from $40 a prescription to $20 a prescription
2. A wedding invitation from one of my cousins
3. The lady at Dunkin Donuts giving us a dozen free munchkins when we went in to buy donuts

What world record would most want to break or establish? Um, I'd hate being well known, so I really wouldn't want to make/break any of them, I don't think

Are you usually early, on time, or late? Late. The White Rabbit's I'm Late song should be my theme song!

If there was one day you go do over again, what would it be? No. For all the bad that's happened, I can't change anything or I wouldn't be me, right? Things worked out the way they were supposed to.

If there is one day that you'd like to figure out what you did right & repeat it, what would it be? The day the kids were born. Not that I want to have another kid right now, but the whole feeling of "Wow -- I'm responsible for this wonderful thing"

What is your favorite word or phrase? I quit. I say it all the time at work, and whenever something isn't going my way or I get frustrated, I say it.

What word or phrase can you not stand to hear? I could care less. b/c, logically, if you could care less then you're admitting that you care some, which is the opposite of what the person is usually trying to convey.

Is there a person from your past you would like to talk to again, even if it would be a potentially painful conversation? Yes. who it is and the story behind it are best left for another day

What is your favorite sound to hear? windchimes

If you could live in any era of time, what would you choose and why? In the days when the West of the US was being discovered (think Oregon Trail days, or Little House on the Prarie)

What are you most self-conscious about? the fact that I'm a bit crazy. I think everyone can see it and they're judging me or humoring me or whatever

What is the best remedy for the common cold? a shot of honey, whiskey, and lemon

What is the best way to stay healthy? Laughter

What was your favorite toy as a child? my pound puppy -- remind me one day & I'll post a pic of what the poor thing looks like now

What is your favorite toy now that you're "grown up"? hmm... I think answering that would be TMI...

What is the most dangerous toy you had growing up? either the bbgun or the slingshot

What is the most dangerous toy you have now? hmm. I don't know. my butterfly knife?

What one toy do you wish you had/have? my jeep. :( I miss that thing

If the world had a front porch, what would you do on it? Sit out there with friends, laughing and sharing stories, watching the world go by. enjoying life and each other

Would you rather live in a neighborhood where you know all of your neighbors by name, or where everyone sticks to their own business? I like the small town feel -- where everyone knows each other & looks out for each other. And most everyone is well-intentioned. There's always a couple bad apples, but overall I'd rather have that than live around strangers

What was your first car and what was it like? An '81 Honda Civic, grey, four door, automatic. had 169K on it when I got it and I drove the heck out of it for three years before giving it to my brother -- who spraypainted it black and drove it another 2 years.

How old were you when you got your first traffic ticket and what happened? 16. Got a speeding ticket heading to Fast Freddy's after a football game one Friday night.

What is your favorite car story, be it an accident, road trip, etc? The fugitive we hijacked to Canada, as my brother calls the adventure? Have I told this story? My best friend & I met this guy (he was her stepdad's half-brother's friend) and we were going to visit my sister in NC and he asked if he could ride along b/c he was hitchhiking from NY to FL when he ended up in VA. So we said yes and ended up driving him all the way to Laurinburg SC. That's across two state lines. Three days later, the FBI came looking for him...

Do you give blood? Why/why not? Every 56 days. It takes fifteen minutes & can save three people's lives.

Are you listed as an organ doner? Again, why/why not? Yes. If I'm dead, I don't need them, right?

Would you donate an organ or other part of your body (eg bone marrow) while still alive? Yes.

What is one word that you would use to define yourself? insane

If you were a t-shirt, what would you say? Fuck off, I'm crazy (god, I do hide behind the fact that I'm bipolar, don't I?)

If your house caught on fire and was burning to the ground...what is the one thing you'd save and why? the kids -- do I have to explain that? If you mean something other than the boys & Bagheera, then it would be the box that sits at the foot of my bed. It has the kids' stuff in it (their hospital birth certificates, their hospital bracelets, their first outfits, the lock of hair from their first haircut, etc.)

Someone presents you with a working voodoo doll. Do you use it? On who, why, and to what purpose? On my ex, for shits & giggles, and I dunno what I'd do -- it'd depend on my mood that day

What is the creepiest everyday object you know? I think this is a strange question. Um... does the elevator count? B/c elevators are massively creepy.

What's the most useful everyday item? my computer. or shoelaces.

What's the most useless everday item? in my life? the timekeeper reports at work

If the power was out for 24 hours, what would you do? sleep *g* Um, play board games using a flashlight? that's what we used to do during thunderstorms when we were kids.

Do you have a lucky charm? No. used to have a rabbit's foot on my keyring, but it obviously didn't work b/c a) it wasn't very lucky for the rabbit and b) the keys lost themselves

If you discovered a country (or a new island, etc), what would you name it? The Island of Misfit People

What's the silliest thing you do to make yourself feel better? watch cartoons

Do you walk under or around ladders? around

Do you avoid black cats? that'd be kinda hard since I own one

Do whistle when you pass a cemetary? no

If you spill salt, do you throw a pinch of it over your left shoulder? Yes

Do you avoid opening an umbrella indoors? Yes

Do you knock on wood to bring good luck I knock on wood to keep from jinxing myself, is that the same thing?

If you’re given a horseshoe, would you hang it with with the curved side down or up? curved side on the bottom, so the luck wouldn't run out of it

Do you cross your fingers for luck? Yes

What's your favorite photograph? a double-exposed picture that shows the boys and a ghostly image floating over them/behind them. It's at my mom's; I'll have to scan it & share

Have you ever felt like you've lost your mind? quite often

Do you trust your instincts? most of the time. the two times I distinctly remember not trusting my instincts were disastrous

Get up and go or plan, plan, plan? get up and go. don't bother planning b/c something will go wrong & fuck it up every time

Do you ask for directions when you are lost or do you keep on going? depends on where I am. Around here, all roads eventually lead to either 220 or rt 11. If I was somewhere outside the dozen or so counties I'm familiar with, I'd ask directions (me lost in Greensboro, NC: "I'm trying to find Virginia; can you help me?)

Do you play drinking games? Which ones? Are you any good at them? No. I watch, though. But if I'm sitting through a game of Asshole, I always end up being designated drinker for someone. My friends like to play Beer Pong too.

What would you like to be remembered for? For curing bipolarness (me & Krystal) *g* Um, for being a good person & a good friend

If you could rid yourself of either physcial pain or emotional pain for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Why? Emotional pain. I think it's harder to escape than the physical pain

Do you wait patiently for the cereal prize to tumble out of the box or do you start digging the moment the box is opened? start digging

Are you more likely to slow dance or participate in the chicken dance? Chicken dance, definitely

Is there a person you tell (or at least *can* tell) everything to? Nope

Who/what can you rely on to never change and always be there? myself

Do you believe in magic? Why or why not? Yes. Magic, miracles, twists of fate -- they're all connected

What is your favorite board game? Scattegories

What card games do you like to play? Rummy, poker (strip poker on occasion)

What is your favorite outdoor game? does frisbee count? I like to play frisbee golf *g* I also like to play baseball

What is your favorite sport to watch? Who do you root for? NASCAR, Nextel Cup Series. Little E, Jr, whatever you wanna call him. Dale Earnhardt Jr, # 8

What is your favorite TV game show? The Price is Right. Family Feud. Classic Concentration. Card Sharks. *g*

Name a trait you inherited from your mother, and one you inherited from your father. From Momma -- self-reliance; From Daddy -- the fact that I've never met a stranger.

When sick, do you prefer to be pampered OR left alone? Leave me the fuck alone

Do you believe in the relative OR the absolute truth? all truth is relative

If you could have two front-fow tickets to see any singer or band, whose concert would you attend? oh, goodness, right now? um... Keith Urban

If you could pick one song to represent your life (your past, your present, or what you hope for the future), what would it be? Satisfied Mind or Saints and Angels

Do you have a song that never fails to cheer you up? What is it and why does it do that for you? Build Me Up Buttercup. B/c it's a cheery song and I love it. It was the first song we sang at karaoke (me, Tinsley, Teri, Sara, & Lindsey). And it was the song [livejournal.com profile] ltlredhairdgirl sang during the comment party.

Answer the following questions with song lyrics. Describe:
1. How you feel about yourself. I know I've always been charming / sure I've always been bright / and I've always been sure of myself / But I've never been right
2. How you think your friends view you. I'm not crazy / I'm just a little unwell
3. Your family. I've got someone who love me more than words can say / And I'm thankful for that each and every day / And if I count all my blessings I get a smile on my face
4. Your romantic/sex life. But before you go I wanna tell you / I wish that I could change the way things are / But everytime I go and find a tiny spark / I say something wrong and it's easy to tell / It's still raining in my heart / And it's putting out every fire that I've tried to start (not that I'm particularly upset over the ex, b/c I'm not, it's just that I don't want to put myself in a situation where someone else is responsible for my happiness, know what I mean?)
5. Your current state of mind. With all the wrong turns I've made / I'm right where I should be Or Life is a chance you take / You live and die by the choices you make (or It's just day to day, trying to make ends meet / What I'd give for an address out on Easy Street)

What's a song you'd enjoy screaming along to as you drove down the highway? Um, Highway to Hell? Life in the Fast Lane? *g* Actually, I'll say What About Now

What is the one book that you reread over and over again? Tabitha King's Survivor

Do you usually buy your books or visit the library? If you buy your books, do you keep them after you read them, or do you sell them/trade them/give them away? I buy my books & I keep them. I like rereading them -- they're like coming home to old friends.

Who is your favourite author? Tabitha King, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Tara Taylor Quinn, Taylor Smith, Brenda Novak

What book have you read that you absolutely hated? James Joyce or Kafka -- stuff I had to read in h.s.

If you could be any character in literature, who would you be? not sure

If you were a book...would you read yourself? sure. my truth is stranger than fiction.

What color ink pen do you like best? black if i'm writing something depressing; blue if I'm not

Do you prefer plain paper or paper with lines (notebook paper)? lined

Do you prefer writing things out longhand or typing them directly onto the computer? my ideas tend to flow better if I write them out longhand

What's the one movie you've seen more times than any other? Stand By Me (who didn't know that?)

What is your favorite movie of all time? see above *points to previous question*
What's your favorite line out of the whole movie? "Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog -- what the hell is Goofy?
Who's your favorite character from this movie? Chris Chambers
What scene do you love the most? the "fuck writing, I don't wanna be a writer" conversation btwn Gordie & Chris when they're walking. Or the train scene.

What are your five favorite all time TV shows?
1. Boy Meets World
2. Third Watch
3. Party of Five
4. L&O SVU
5. LOST

What cartoon do you enjoy watching from the present (or the past)? Rugrats, The Fairly Oddparents

What food would you love to attack someone with? ice cream :P or spray cheese! *g*

What are you three favorite flavors of ice cream?
1. Butter Pecan
2. Fudge Marble
3. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

What is your favorite comfort food? homemade chicken noodle soup

Are there foods/recipes you wouldn't eat as a child that you now regularly enjoy? no, I'd pretty much eat anything then too

What are your five favorite desserts?
1. cheesecake (practically any variation)
2. hot apple pie
3. Strawberry Tallcake from Ruby Tuesdays
4. Peach Cobbler
5. root beer float

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham? Would you try them? We used to make Green Eggs and Ham at the daycare in celebration of National Dr Seuss Day

When you can't sleep, do you lie in bed anyway or get up and do something? If i can't sleep, I'm probably in front of the computer

What do you wear to bed? nothing when I can get away with it, t-shirt & shorts when I can't

What side of the bed do you sleep on? If I'm sharing the bed with someone other than R&D, the left. If not, I'm smack dab in the middle

Blanket/bed hog? most definitely

Do you make your bed everyday? i never make my bed. what's the point when I'm just going to mess it back up that night? And if I don't make it, it's easier to find my comfortable little nest among the blankets

What was the last dream that you had about? something about rain & my yard being flooded

Does it hold any significant meaning to you? not really

Do you dream in color or black and white? color

What is the most frightening dream you ever had? a dream about the end of the world

Is there one dream that stays clear in your mind despite the fact it was more than a few years ago? the dream I had two nights after Kelly Marie died. (if you haven't heard about it and you really want to, let me know. But I'm not putting it here b/c I know some of you kinda freak out when I start talking about her)

How many times do you hit the snooze button before getting out of bed? btwn 3 & 5 times

How many hours of sleep do you average per night? 2 to 4

Are you an early bird OR a night owl? Night owl

Has a dream ever affected your conscious decisions (ex: caused you to change careers)? yes

Do you dream in color? In sound? color & sound

Has a dream ever given you insight into your personality or into a particular problem or issue you were dealing with? yes

FIRSTS:
First time you cooked for someone else?
I can't remember that far back; i used to cook dinner for my mom when I was like 12. used to cook all the time for my friend Matt when we were in h.s. & spent all kinds of time together.
First time you threw up in someone else's toilet? when I had morning sickness & puked in my sis-in-law's bathroom, which prompted her buying me an EPT
First time you did anything illegal? Haha -- um, I started driving when I was 11, started drinking when I was 13. do those count?

When was the last time...
... you cried?
last weekend when my aunt was in the hospital
... you laughed your heart out? during the great flood incident at work Friday evening
... you finished reading a book? Wednesday night, I finished rereading One on One
... you did something kind for a stranger?helping an elderly lady load groceries into her car at the Volde-mart Thursday evening count?
... you did something kind for a friend? bought Jeannie a big multi-pack of gum so she'll quit bumming off me at work?

From your vantage point in front of the computer, you spy, with your little eye...
Something that is red: the label on my Coke bottle
Something that is shiny: the bag of Hershey kisses
Something that is ugly: Baggie *g* Um... the pile of toys that is in the middle of the floor b/c the boys decided the living room toy box had to be dumped out in order to become a space ship?
Something that is made of wood: Davey's stepstool
Something that is sharp: hmm... there's a preschool pencil sitting on my desk with a point on it, I guess that counts. I don't see anything else.

Date: 2006-03-25 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermionegreen.livejournal.com
2. I'm still looking for a beta. I have the next chapter of Garden of Sun and Tears, the first half of a two-part puppy fic, and the crack!fic HP/LotR crossover that I still owe irisgirl12000 that need to be beta'd. There's something else, as well, but it's not as important b/c I'm not even sure if I'll share it.

I've done some beta work for mehetaabelo/eQuasarus, mainly it's grammar, punctuation, and spelling, but we have bounced a few ideas back and forth. If you're interested, I could give it a look.

'Mione

Date: 2006-03-25 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-me-why-not.livejournal.com
If you feel up to it, I'd love it. The puppyfic & the chapter of Garden have both been checked for plot/characterization/believabilty, but I always need an extra set of eyes or two to check for mechanics. Especially spelling. They're in RTF format (Wordpad) b/c I'm a loser and can't find my password to reinstall Word (since July! I really suck!) If you want to look at one or all of them, I can email them or put up as a locked entry on LJ, whatever's easier for you. The puppyfic is slash, though not explicit, so if that offends you I wouldn't ask you to look at it. Garden of Sun and Tears is my WiP that's Ron/Pansy several years post-Hogwarts. This chapter is Chapter Five. The crossover is crack, honestly. There's no other word for it. *g*

Date: 2006-03-26 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermionegreen.livejournal.com
send them to my email ... officers_wife@sbcglobal.net will read over whatever you want to send my way

'Mione

Date: 2006-03-25 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madamsnape.livejournal.com
What is your favorite toy now that you're "grown up"? hmm... I think answering that would be TMI...

Lol! Fantastic answer... I'm gonna prove how much time I have my hands right now and go do this myself... *snicker* there were some other answers I could comment on... but this was longer than I thought it would be so I didn't think to make a note of them! *Grin*

Date: 2006-03-25 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-me-why-not.livejournal.com
Lol -- apparently my flist has time on their hands today, so this may keep some of y'all occupied, even if it's just laughing at me.

And yeah, the meme is long and pointless, just like I said.

Date: 2006-03-25 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltlredhairdgirl.livejournal.com
I only work Tuesday and Sunday next week, so I can do some grammar type stuff for you if you like.

*scampers off to do meme*

Date: 2006-03-25 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-me-why-not.livejournal.com
you have to write me crack!fic first...

Date: 2006-03-26 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-me-why-not.livejournal.com
You're back!!! Yay!!!

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