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I'm a little tipsy. Little bit.
had a goodd time tonight though. got compliments, which is always awesome b/c we all know I generally believe I'm fat and unattractive. you'd think my ex wouldn't still have that type of influence over me, but whatever.
i think mom and jeff are fighting. actually, i think mom was crying when i got home, and i would ask harley whats going on but i can't find my phone. i'm pretty sure i had it when i left pam's but i can't find it now. oh well, i'll find it in the morning.
hey, yall know what? i love yall. also, pam and shannon said they're jealoous that i have friends on teh internet. and that they wanna read my hp fanfic, lol. my ssiters are teh best sisters. and usually i'd go back and correct my typos, b/c they're more lazy typing than tipsyness, but i'm superlazy feeling right now. and thinking about werewlves. i think it's bedtim.e *mwah* love yall!

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So, SPNers, I have a question. Bobby became a hunter after something happened to his wife and/or family, correct? Does anyone remember what that was? Or where Bobby lives? If you can give me answers or direct me to the right place to look/ask, that would be fabulous.

My dad is CRAZY, yall. Seriously. Yesterday I told him Mom wanted some tomatoes out of his garden. Today he called and said he had veggies for Mom and for me to come down. I was thinking tomatoes, cucumbers, maybe some onions or squash or something. He called back a little later to ask if Mom wanted him to make her some macaroni salad. So, I went down there and ended up with a HUGE bowl of macaroni salad (which is AWESOME, my dad makes the best macaroni salad), a bag of tomatoes, some green onions, green peppers, banana peppers, a HUGE zucchini, a jar of pear butter, a jar of beets, and two jars of green beans (he's been canning again this past week). And a plate of fried green tomatoes. Oh, but that's not why he's crazy. My dad just kinda roams around and does what he wants, I think I've talked about that before. But the woman he stays with most of the time is Pam, and I actually love Pam a lot, and Daddy calls her his wife and he cooks for her and keeps the house clean and does the yard work and all kinds of stuff. But they're not sleeping together. Then Daddy has this woman at the other end of the trailer park that he made the mistake of calling the next morning, and she is all demanding and thinks they actually have a relationship or something. Friday night, he and Marsha went out to the bar where Danny's band was playing and Marsha was talking about all these things she wants Daddy to do for her or with her or whatever, and Daddy was like "you're not gonna tell me what to do" and she said she was his ride home so he was going to listen to her, so Daddy got a ride home with one of the guys from the band. And last night he went and stayed with Cindy, one of his ex-girlfriends. So, tonight, he says he's gonna go down to Marsha's after she leaves for work (she works nights, like 7pm to 7am, and Daddy has a key to her house -- I will never understand why so many people give my dad keys to their houses) and call up one of his other girlfriends to come over. And then on Tuesday he's leaving to go to Bath County for a week or so with yet another woman. I told him he was crazy and he was like "I'm old, not dead. I like the variety." *rolls eyes* Idek.

I also don't even know about Ryan Ross. I mean, really? REALLY?

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Yall know irisgirl12000 is awesome, right? Well, if you didn't know, now you do. irisgirl12000 = AWESOME!!

So, there's this whole little 'verse we've created about werewolf!Empires (and werewolf!panic puppies!) and it mostly exists between us and shutyourface and reallythateasy and maybe whoever else irisgirl12000 texts fic to during the day, but last week she wrote me a snippet out of that verse that yall should totally read.

Also, Friday was shutyourface's birthday. I know there was a lot of Spencer Smith love going on around this corner of fandom that day since it's common knowledge that shutyourface has a little thing for Spencer. But some of us also wrote her fic!

I'm gonna link irisgirl12000's first, b/c she is made of win and this totally made my weekend.

A Thousand Words
Brendon/Spencer, Shane || adult || 1565 words
"No copies. You get the memory card, you decide what happens to any and all photos."

Shane packed up his bedroom and most his photography equipment when he moved from his and Brendon's place to the new apartment with Regan, but there are things he's missing. He's still got his key to the old place, so it's nothing to stop by one afternoon and pick up the Canon Rebel he uses for casual photography and the extra Wii remote (that is his no matter how much Brendon protests that it was purchased jointly; the fucker can afford to buy his own, especially now that he's got Spencer sharing housing expenses).

And I also wrote something for shutyourface, b/c I LOVE HER!

Untitled || Brendon/Spencer || 723 words

( An increasingly inebriated Brendon had been bestowing increasingly enthusiastic kisses on various members of the party. No band member, tech, or merch guy was safe. )

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My brother's wife is at the American Idol concert, so I'm getting concert calls and pics. :)

I need to get rid of fic. Go figure.

First up, my fic for stori_telling.

Title: Serial Mom
Author: Tabby (why_me_why_not)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: General
Warnings: spoilers for DH, death
Prompt: She's the mother of a picture-perfect family and the keeper of a beautiful home, as well as a respected member of the community. How does she manage to keep it all together and still keep a smile on her face? Why, murder, of course! She may look sweet as pie, but as Beverly goes about her daily duties, she whips up morbid deeds in her devious little mind. Take a hysterical yet dark look at what makes this happy homemaker tick.
Word Count: ~1350 words
Beta: irisgirl12000

This was so much easier when Voldemort was around, she thought to herself as she dragged the body of what used to be a vacuum cleaner salesman into the bushes.

( 125 words; Dean, Sam, military )

( 125 words; Harry/Luna/Draco, zipper )

1200 words of Pansy-centric fic, written based off a stori_telling prompt I didn't claim. Untitled, and I think it's too similar to another fic I've read, so I'm not planning on sharing it too widely.

( When they find out the baby is a girl, he locks himself in his study and drinks himself into a stupor. )