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Feb. 8th, 2011 07:07 pmRandom thoughts from my visit to Norfolk:
+ Boys are stupid and smelly and we hate them.
+ When your wife says "you can't drink beer when you're on hydrocodone because you'll die", she doesn't mean a drug interaction. She means she's gonna kill you.
+ If I make a five-hour-drive-each-way trip to hang out with your pregnant wife so we can bitch about how you don't understand why she's upset that you've gone out with your buddies every night this week instead of coming home to her, you're not invited to dinner with us. Love you, mean it, but no.
+ Telling us yall are going out to get 21-year-old-blushing-virgin-of-your-current-"crew" laid is not an acceptable answer. You don't know that's a forgone conclusion that he's gonna get laid unless you're the one doing the laying, and if that's the case,take pictures I don't think just one of you is going to be experiencing something new.
+ The baby's name is not going to be "Phillipe Marcone", even if your buddies did promise $300 and a case of monster a month.
+ I so miss hanging out with Amy and Cliff, if you can't tell. They're so delightfully snarky to one another and everyone else.
+ I feel bad that Amy still hasn't made any actual "friends" in Norfolk. :( I feel even worse that she's 5 hours away from home and virtually friendless and pregnant. I mean, we txt all the time and she has a few other friends here that she's in regular contact with, but it's not the same thing, and she's already worried about all these things going wrong with the pregnancy and what she's gonna do after the baby is born and I'm really not sure what to say.
+ I am totally kidnapping their dog, Jedi, once we get the basement done at our house.
In other news, I'm thinking of getting my hair cut. It's currently long enough that it's all the way down my back, but I'm thinking of chopping it off to shoulder length. I was going to wait until the summer (and donate it to Locks of Love), but I kinda wanna do it now to make sure that it's not contributing to my headaches.
Here, have a song. Don't You Wanna Stay - Jason Aldean w/ Kelly Clarkson. This is my current favorite song. And yes, one day I'll musicshare something other than country, lol. When does Vices and Virtues come out again? ;)
+ Boys are stupid and smelly and we hate them.
+ When your wife says "you can't drink beer when you're on hydrocodone because you'll die", she doesn't mean a drug interaction. She means she's gonna kill you.
+ If I make a five-hour-drive-each-way trip to hang out with your pregnant wife so we can bitch about how you don't understand why she's upset that you've gone out with your buddies every night this week instead of coming home to her, you're not invited to dinner with us. Love you, mean it, but no.
+ Telling us yall are going out to get 21-year-old-blushing-virgin-of-your-current-"crew" laid is not an acceptable answer. You don't know that's a forgone conclusion that he's gonna get laid unless you're the one doing the laying, and if that's the case,
+ The baby's name is not going to be "Phillipe Marcone", even if your buddies did promise $300 and a case of monster a month.
+ I so miss hanging out with Amy and Cliff, if you can't tell. They're so delightfully snarky to one another and everyone else.
+ I feel bad that Amy still hasn't made any actual "friends" in Norfolk. :( I feel even worse that she's 5 hours away from home and virtually friendless and pregnant. I mean, we txt all the time and she has a few other friends here that she's in regular contact with, but it's not the same thing, and she's already worried about all these things going wrong with the pregnancy and what she's gonna do after the baby is born and I'm really not sure what to say.
+ I am totally kidnapping their dog, Jedi, once we get the basement done at our house.
In other news, I'm thinking of getting my hair cut. It's currently long enough that it's all the way down my back, but I'm thinking of chopping it off to shoulder length. I was going to wait until the summer (and donate it to Locks of Love), but I kinda wanna do it now to make sure that it's not contributing to my headaches.
Here, have a song. Don't You Wanna Stay - Jason Aldean w/ Kelly Clarkson. This is my current favorite song. And yes, one day I'll musicshare something other than country, lol. When does Vices and Virtues come out again? ;)
