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I've reached that stage of crazy where I'm hearing voices and seeing things, which is always fun. Can't even try to sleep without the tv being on (muted) and music playing on my laptop. My mind won't focus on anything for any decent amount of time, jumping around from one thing to another like a demented squirrel on crack. Like, I walked in the kitchen earlier to get a glass of lemonade and ended up making a batch of cookies. Idek. I mean, I know it's my own fault that I've reached this point, so I'm trying not to complain, but really. I hate being crazy and I have my brain and I kinda wish I could be a normal person for once, ever.

Unrelated, it was PTA night at the elementary school, and I love how the parents who complain about the teachers and whose kids do poorly in school NEVER show up to PTA. Your kid isn't going to succeed without your cooperation; the teachers can't do everything. (One of Davey's friend's moms texted me at 5:30 in the morning last Friday to ask for their spelling words b/c Jordan hadn't studied for his spelling test. Really?)

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Let me link you to the tabs that I have open right now, so I can close them, lol.

10 Lies You Were Tricked Into Believing

11 Things Everyone Needs You To Know

fuckyeaheliotparkerhardison (my favorite OT3 - did yall see the first show of Sunday's summer finale?)

Fic: In Which the Council Makes a Truly Stupid Ass Decision by megster
Avengers WIP - The last time the Council made a decision this stupid, Iron Man had to fly a nuke into outer space through an unstable alien portal to save the world. This time, things may get even worse. (Phil gets replaced as the Avengers liaison and things go to shit, obviously. Oh, and the CIA is holding Bucky.)

Fic: A Little Knowledge by apiphile
Avengers, Loki/Odin, Loki/Thor, Warnings: Non-con, underage, just all of the trigger warnings ever.
There are few entities in the universe who are able to claim that they discovered ejaculation and shape-shifting in the same day: Loki Laufeyson might choose to conceal the fact, but he is among their number. (love it - I don't generally read Loki fic, but I do read D's fics. I like the way she uses words.)

Fic: Tell You Secrets Nobody Knows by torakowalski
Avengers, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson/Natasha Romanov
This is how Phil always hoped this would work; this is them, this is teamwork. They know how to do this. (um, yeah. do I need a reason for this one?)

Fic: (Not Your) Superman Tonight by torakowalski
Bandom AU, Bob Bryar/Brian Schechter, Z Berg/Ryan Ross (bonus Gabe, Victoria, and Travie)
Telepathy AU - Brian works for the NSA. (I don't know how I missed this when I was reading bandom, but it came up and I cannot resist Bob/Brian EVER, so.)

Okay, now I have three half-written things (the ideas are there, but my mind won't focus on one at a time right now so it's complicated). But there are still a few thingys over at this trope meme post to claim, if you're interested.