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why_me_why_notRemus knew he was in trouble as soon as he opened the door to the flat he shared with Sirius. A brown bag lay on the table amidst wrappers that once held candy. Remus rolled his eyes; a bored Sirius was a very dangerous thing, and Sirius was increasingly bored lately now that everyone else had moved on into their adult lives. Not Sirius, though; he was the wizarding world's version of Peter Pan.
"Remus! You're home!" Sirius bounded up, full of the playful energy he usually only exhibited when he was Padfoot. "You'll never believe what I found today -- the most brilliant Muggle shop! Nothing but candy!"
"Sirius, please tell me you didn't spend the money we set aside for James and Lily's wedding present on Muggle candy," Remus said with a sigh.
"But, Remus, the wedding is weeks away! The candy is for now! You're going to love it!"
"What I'd love is a healthy dinner, like the one you promised to have waiting for me. Did you forget how to order takeaway?"
"No, but we can go out and get something, maybe that little place up the road you like so much, but first I have something you have to try!"
"Sirius, no more candy. You're just like a child, and all that sugar isn't good for you, or for Padfoot, and you're excitable enough as it is without the extra sugar," Remus started in the voice that always led up to an all-out lecture.
Sirius made a noise that sounded suspiciously like "VAROOM!" or a child's version thereof.
Remus looked at him in confusion.
"Oh, look," Sirius said innocently, pointing at a spot of nothing across the room and following it with his finger. "There goes my care bus..."
"What is it you want to share with me?" Remus relented.
"Poprocks," Sirius answered definitively, the eagerness shining bright in his eyes.
"Poprocks?" Remus repeated uncertainly.
"Yeah! They're brilliant! Little exploding candies that fizz and pop on your tongue! They crackle against your teeth and make your head feel all woozy, and they're utterly amazing!" Sirius flashed his trademark full-of-mischief grin. "And you'll never believe what I heard you can do with them..."
"Remus! You're home!" Sirius bounded up, full of the playful energy he usually only exhibited when he was Padfoot. "You'll never believe what I found today -- the most brilliant Muggle shop! Nothing but candy!"
"Sirius, please tell me you didn't spend the money we set aside for James and Lily's wedding present on Muggle candy," Remus said with a sigh.
"But, Remus, the wedding is weeks away! The candy is for now! You're going to love it!"
"What I'd love is a healthy dinner, like the one you promised to have waiting for me. Did you forget how to order takeaway?"
"No, but we can go out and get something, maybe that little place up the road you like so much, but first I have something you have to try!"
"Sirius, no more candy. You're just like a child, and all that sugar isn't good for you, or for Padfoot, and you're excitable enough as it is without the extra sugar," Remus started in the voice that always led up to an all-out lecture.
Sirius made a noise that sounded suspiciously like "VAROOM!" or a child's version thereof.
Remus looked at him in confusion.
"Oh, look," Sirius said innocently, pointing at a spot of nothing across the room and following it with his finger. "There goes my care bus..."
"What is it you want to share with me?" Remus relented.
"Poprocks," Sirius answered definitively, the eagerness shining bright in his eyes.
"Poprocks?" Remus repeated uncertainly.
"Yeah! They're brilliant! Little exploding candies that fizz and pop on your tongue! They crackle against your teeth and make your head feel all woozy, and they're utterly amazing!" Sirius flashed his trademark full-of-mischief grin. "And you'll never believe what I heard you can do with them..."
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Date: 2005-10-27 02:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-27 05:03 pm (UTC)VAROOM! "Oh, look," Sirius said innocently, pointing at a spot of nothing across the room and following it with his finger. "There goes my care bus..."
You were totally right about that being a Sirius line. Works amazingly, and was totally hilarious, as I totally forgot you said you were going to put that in there. I nearly did a spit take with just the spit in my mouth. Okay, maybe that was TMI, but oh well.
I siriusly love you like woah. Like way more than woah. And I totally want everyone of my RL friends to read it, except they'd be like "Why are Sirius and Remus gay?" cause none of them are in the fandom. :( But really, when you're happy with it (Which I totally am already!), let me know cause I want to recc it like the world's gonna end.
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Date: 2005-10-31 09:14 pm (UTC)