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[why_me_why_not]

BWAHAHAHA! I have to share this (and much thanks to ginnyatheart for sharing it with me):


Dear Smutficcers: (written by leikomgwtfbbq on fanficrants)

Go read... just, please, put the drink down first!

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[jainadurron.livejournal.com]

*glances at own post*

Okay, Dean has an excuse for the falling asleep. He's been up nearly 24 hours and he got his butt handed to him by a demon not once, but twice.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

LoL -- yes, well, there are exceptions. Like I told leikomgwtfbbq in a comment, there are instances where someone would fall asleep right after sex. I think Dean & Anna were definitely in one of those instances. Actually, (TMI alert) I'm guilty of using sex to help me go to sleep sometimes, if that makes sense.

But the rest of it made me laugh.

[jainadurron.livejournal.com]

Especially the overly descriptive example, which was hilarious!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

yes, that part was great. I think myself and several of the other betas I work with on a regular basis have a list of horrible euphamisms/descriptions somewhere. Actually, it may be on the Tauri forums, I'm not sure, but it's a common rant. It's just funny when I stumble across examples I haven't read before.

[cinnamon-sins.livejournal.com]

Yes, must put beverages down! Hahahahahahahahaha...

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

yes, b/c coke (of the fizzy, liquid variety) up the nose or across the screen/keyboard is not a good thing...

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Good thing I follow directions well.

I agree with the too-long descriptions. And the screaming simultaneous orgasms. But hey, I spent my formative years sharing bedrooms - first at home, then at college, then with my own room with really thin walls. Quiet is a necessity that way.

For the sleeping, well, there ARE hormones released with sex/orgasm that can make you sleepy. But not that fast.

:)

[ariadne1.livejournal.com]

Hey, Iris - I love your icon. :)

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Want? Take.

I have a full-size picture of that scene, if you'd like to manipulate it for your own purposes. It alternates with a montage of Mr. Rickman as my desktop, depending on my mood. :D

[(Anonymous)]

Woman after my own heart - Frost *and* Rickman. *bliss. Thanks very much for the icon (definitely snagging) and Yeah, I'd love the larger version! email: ariadne.snape @ gmail

(p.s. friending - cool?)

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I'll send the pic as soon as I get home tonight.

Yay, more friends!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was wondering what i did with revised copy of the ToD Warning that you made for me; it would have been appropriate.

Simultaneous orgasms is a big peeve of mine. How often does that actually happen?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

How often does that actually happen?

In my experience? Once in a lifetime, maybe? Not on a regular, or even IRregular basis. But maybe we're doing something wrong. :P

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

It's never happened for me. So yeah, maybe I am doing something wrong. Hmmm...

Maybe we should create a poll. *g*

Or maybe the OWL staff should collaborate on a crack!fic involving some of these things...

[ariadne1.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the warning - the Jesus mole completely got me.

*giggling*

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

yeah, i figured warning would be nice. Have soda bubble up your nose isn't a good experience. *g*