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I have a spider bite on my leg. It's gross and red and purple and if you look close you can see two little fang marks. YUCK! Stupid spiders.

Also, I don't have a copy of Shadow Magic in my hands??? WHY NOT??? GIMME!!!! (tracking shows estimated delivery tomorrow. I want my Jaida & Dani story today!!)

Ahem. Anyway. There are stories on the internet to entertain me, YES? (dude, I am FAILING SO HARD at fandom. I will totally play catch up this weekend, but I have fic to write these next couple days so don't plan on even trying to catch up until then. Please keep me informed?)

FIC RECS!!

It Might Be Instamatic Flu by mahoni & turps33
MCR gen || PG-13 for language || ~17,000 words
On Tuesday, Bob woke up four years old.

The coffee had just got done. Frank wasn't sure exactly how much easier what happened next would've been if he and Ray'd had time to get at least one or two cups of double-strength Columbian Supremo further into their day, but he was sure it would have helped at least a little.

Mean Deviation by apiphile (and possibly swear_jar? idk.)
MCR, TU (Peeniverse) || Dan/Bob/Jepha || NC-17 || 10,375
Warnings: IT'S PEENIVERSE. WORK IT OUT YOURSELF.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen in real life, we'd have heard about Frank.
Notes: Jess: that's a peenapple upsidedown fic.
Puns aside: this is a sequel to We Are Bad News and Modern Alchemy, you need to read them first or the set-up will not make sense and nor will the references. Not even remotely beta'd.

I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS, JUST GO READ IT!!

AND OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS NEXT FIC!!!!

Bleeds Like a Boy by strangecreature
Bandom RPS (MCR) || PG-14 || 8400 words
Pairing: mentions of Mikey/Pete, mild Ray/Mikey... this isn’t really a ‘pairing’ story, I promise.
Disclaimer: This didn’t actually happen, kids. That’s why it’s fanfiction. All media clippings are entirely fictional as well.
AU where Mikey's not biologically male but a transboy, and Gerard's REALLY TOUCHY about anyone mentioning it
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?? GO READ IT! I promise, I'll wait!

Okay, welcome back. :)

I've caught random bits of fandom, so I have to say, this picture? Oh, JWalk. I kinda really love his hair. Also, LOOK HOW BIG MARLEY IS!!!

I kinda wish these were on a US site so I could buy them for Harley.

I still need someone to go to the Cobra concert on 8/23, but in the meantime... I think we're going to Virginia Beach on August 15, if anyone wants to meet me there. I hate the fucking beach, so I'd love to have someone come distract me. Also, I'm trying to plan a weekend for me and the boys Great Wolf Lodge in Williamsburg. (Waterpark + Magiquest! You know you totally wanna be there!) Anyone interested? (Yes, I do realize I need Real Life friends. But it's SO HARD to deal with people, lol.)

What else? Um, today wasn't so bad at work. I sat with someone different who was actually really nice, and McKenzie was off today so there wasn't a lot of bullshit surrounding him. Also, I really hate people that will talk nice to someone and pretend to be friendly or whatever and then turn around and make fun of them. It's so junior high and so fucking STUPID. I still can't get over the "we don't have many people of the rainbow persuasion here" comment. What the fuck ever.

Anyway. I'm gonna go WRITE. Love yall bunches! (note: I will NEVER get caught up on comments and LJ. I am keeping several of you in my extra special thoughts and prayers right now. Text me anytime & I'll respond when I get it -- I'm getting a new phone tomorrow night! - or email me.)

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OH YEAH! GUESS WHAT??? So, today I was being monitored on my phone calls b/c technically I'm still in training, and I got two compliment calls. So the supervisor who had told me I couldn't have that day off for the concert? Came over and was like, what day did you need off for your concert? And so I'm off on the 13th!! YAY!!! I GET A KRYSTAL AND PATRICK STUMP AND BRENDON!!!! <333333