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why_me_why_notTitle: Jared's Ark
Fandom/Pairing: SPN RPS, J2
Rating/Word Count: PG b/c of a few cuss words, like 550 words
Summary: Um, Jared wants a bunny.
A/N: My![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
alli_everyday asked me to write her J2 bunny fic one day, and at the time I had an idea for it that wasn't complete crack, but I lost it. So, I wrote this, and I hope she likes it.
"Megan got a bunny," Jared's eyes are closed, his head resting on Jensen's stomach. He's just come home from a visit to see his family.
Jensen's stretched out on the bed, running his fingers through Jared's hair, soaking up the calm and quiet, and watching the fading sunlight trickle through the closed blinds. "And?"
"And it's really cute. He just kinda hops around under everyone's feet, and he's got these floppy ears that he trips over half the time."
"And?" Jensen repeats. He still doesn't understand where this conversation is headed. If anywhere, because with Jared there isn't always a point. Jensen thinks sometimes Jared just rambles because he doesn't like silence.
"And I want one."
"A rabbit?"
"Yeah; isn't that what we were talking about? Right now, with it being spring and Easter and all that shit, there are a lot of bunnies to choose from."
"What would you do with a rabbit, Jared?" Jensen asks, trying to be the voice of reason.
"I dunno. Feed him, play with him, teach him tricks. Oh, and pet him. Bunnies have such soft fur."
Jensen wonders if Jared's been smoking something or if he's just sleep-deprived. Who ever heard of a bunny that does tricks? He decides to ignore that, as well as the whole petting thing. "And where are you going to keep him?"
Jared leans up on his elbow and looks at Jensen. His eyes are bright with excitement, because Jared never does anything halfway. "I was thinking we could set him up a hutch in the spare bedroom. You know, one of those really big cages they have for ferrets and chinchillas?"
"And what are you gonna do when you come home one day and find only his little cottonball tail because Harley and Sadie decided to have a snack?"
"They wouldn't. They're trained better than that. Besides, they haven't had a problem with your cat yet, have they?"
"My cat? You're the one that rescued her!"
"You're the one who naps in the sunshine with her!"
One time. One time Jensen fell asleep on the couch with the cat curled up on his chest and Jared not only caught him but took a picture. Jensen rolls his eyes.
"So, what do you think?" Jared asks as he slides the edge of Jen's shirt up to kiss the skin beneath it.
Jensen wants to ask why Jared thinks he needs to ask Jensen's permission -- it's Jared's place -- but he's pretty sure that if he does Jared'll get all pissy about something Jen won't understand. Then Jen'll have to work for makeup sex. He'd rather go along with things and get right to the "thanks for your approval" sex.
Still, he can't give in too easy. "I think this place is turning into 'Jared's Ark'."
Jared gives him a look that clearly says he's not amused.
"You already picked out the damn thing, didn't you?"
"I'm picking him up in the morning, after I get the cage set up."
Jensen shakes his head. "Fine. But if you start bringing home snakes or spiders or shit like that, I'm out."
Jared laughs, his breath tickling Jen's stomach. "Got it. Nothing with scales or an abnormal amount of legs." He places another kiss just below Jensen's belly button. "Now, how about we quit talking about bunnies and fuck like them instead?"
Fandom/Pairing: SPN RPS, J2
Rating/Word Count: PG b/c of a few cuss words, like 550 words
Summary: Um, Jared wants a bunny.
A/N: My
alli_everyday asked me to write her J2 bunny fic one day, and at the time I had an idea for it that wasn't complete crack, but I lost it. So, I wrote this, and I hope she likes it. "Megan got a bunny," Jared's eyes are closed, his head resting on Jensen's stomach. He's just come home from a visit to see his family.
Jensen's stretched out on the bed, running his fingers through Jared's hair, soaking up the calm and quiet, and watching the fading sunlight trickle through the closed blinds. "And?"
"And it's really cute. He just kinda hops around under everyone's feet, and he's got these floppy ears that he trips over half the time."
"And?" Jensen repeats. He still doesn't understand where this conversation is headed. If anywhere, because with Jared there isn't always a point. Jensen thinks sometimes Jared just rambles because he doesn't like silence.
"And I want one."
"A rabbit?"
"Yeah; isn't that what we were talking about? Right now, with it being spring and Easter and all that shit, there are a lot of bunnies to choose from."
"What would you do with a rabbit, Jared?" Jensen asks, trying to be the voice of reason.
"I dunno. Feed him, play with him, teach him tricks. Oh, and pet him. Bunnies have such soft fur."
Jensen wonders if Jared's been smoking something or if he's just sleep-deprived. Who ever heard of a bunny that does tricks? He decides to ignore that, as well as the whole petting thing. "And where are you going to keep him?"
Jared leans up on his elbow and looks at Jensen. His eyes are bright with excitement, because Jared never does anything halfway. "I was thinking we could set him up a hutch in the spare bedroom. You know, one of those really big cages they have for ferrets and chinchillas?"
"And what are you gonna do when you come home one day and find only his little cottonball tail because Harley and Sadie decided to have a snack?"
"They wouldn't. They're trained better than that. Besides, they haven't had a problem with your cat yet, have they?"
"My cat? You're the one that rescued her!"
"You're the one who naps in the sunshine with her!"
One time. One time Jensen fell asleep on the couch with the cat curled up on his chest and Jared not only caught him but took a picture. Jensen rolls his eyes.
"So, what do you think?" Jared asks as he slides the edge of Jen's shirt up to kiss the skin beneath it.
Jensen wants to ask why Jared thinks he needs to ask Jensen's permission -- it's Jared's place -- but he's pretty sure that if he does Jared'll get all pissy about something Jen won't understand. Then Jen'll have to work for makeup sex. He'd rather go along with things and get right to the "thanks for your approval" sex.
Still, he can't give in too easy. "I think this place is turning into 'Jared's Ark'."
Jared gives him a look that clearly says he's not amused.
"You already picked out the damn thing, didn't you?"
"I'm picking him up in the morning, after I get the cage set up."
Jensen shakes his head. "Fine. But if you start bringing home snakes or spiders or shit like that, I'm out."
Jared laughs, his breath tickling Jen's stomach. "Got it. Nothing with scales or an abnormal amount of legs." He places another kiss just below Jensen's belly button. "Now, how about we quit talking about bunnies and fuck like them instead?"
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Date: 2007-04-04 03:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-04 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-04 03:31 am (UTC)NOW I WANT SEQUELS!!!!!!!!!
MORE BUNNIES. MORE BUNNIES NOW. AND KITTIES. KITTIES ARE GOOD TOO.
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Date: 2007-04-04 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-08 07:15 am (UTC)J2 LIVE ON A FARM FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2007-04-09 02:13 am (UTC)NOOOOO!
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Date: 2007-04-04 08:19 am (UTC)hehehe, oh Jared ♥ This was a lot of fun, and I love how easily intimate they are, Jared kissing at Jensen that way. Very nice!
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Date: 2007-04-04 10:22 pm (UTC)Also? It's funny (like ironic funny) that you commented on this, b/c I've been staring at your slashfest J2 prompt b/c I soooo wanna write it.
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Date: 2007-04-05 10:46 am (UTC)and yay! i'm glad there's some interest. [good luck with claiming it!]
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Date: 2007-04-05 11:47 am (UTC)Are there other people interested in it?
I'm always hesitant about claiming prompts made by people I don't really know b/c I'm afraid I won't get exactly what they want. :P
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Date: 2007-04-05 11:51 am (UTC)I wouldn't worry about that, just have fun! That's what the Jared/Jensen is all about ;)
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Date: 2007-04-05 11:58 am (UTC)I'll be around tonight when claiming opens, so if I get my confidence up by then, I'll try and snag it. But if not, I probably will write it anyway, b/c I think I've already started.
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Date: 2007-04-04 12:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-04 10:26 pm (UTC)haha. Poor Jared teaching the bunny tricks. *g* Don't let alli see this comment or I'll end up having to write it... :P
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Date: 2007-04-06 09:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-06 10:34 pm (UTC)You know the boys fuck like bunnies all thet time! *g*
And Jensen sleeping with the kitty woud be an adorable picture.