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Oh Chris! :P

I think I kinda fell in love with him all over when he offered to get rid of the liquor in his house b/c Bryan is an alcoholic. Just, the fact that Chris cares so much about other people... I don't know. Anywho. I love him goofing off at the photoshoot -- I'm sure yall know which part I'm talking about. And I'm kinda nervous for them singing at the Magic game, especially since we already know they're gonna be booed. And I rather dislike Miss Kate.

Enough about that. I actually have other stuff I want to post about, but I'm gonna lie down because I have a heat headache. But one thing? Yall, there is a REASON I don't like to sleep. Seriously. This sleeping and dreaming thing is totally overrated.

And I have a song for yall!! I've been meaning to share this for weeks and keep forgetting to do it. Online. We all know that Brad Paisley is one of my all time favorites, especially in his cracktastic songs like Celebrity and Alcohol. Online is pretty much the same kind of song and yall should totally listen to it even though it is country.

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

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I can't WAIT for next week. It's going to be the money episode :)