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[why_me_why_not]

Ugh. So, I was waiting up for reallythateasy to get home from Disneyland to talk to me (b/c I MISS HER!) and got a sudden, painful killer headache attack and felt like I was gonna DIE and went to sleep instead. (I'm pretty sure it's a side effect of my medication; it happens sometimes.) Anyway, that really wasn't that long ago, but obviously I'm awake now b/c MATT IS A FUCKING IDIOT AND IS BLOWING UP MY FUCKING PHONE!

11:25pm I need a ride ! Im on market st*

ME: I'm in bed in my pajamas! Sorry!

1:46am They lookhn for us

2:01am Im hidin

2:02am In the woods

2:02am Im scared

2:03am They got john

2:04am Will u marry me?

ME: Dude, I have a killer headache & I'M FUCKING SLEEPING! What did you do & who got John & what the medieval fuck?**

2:08am Im in the gras

2:09am Off market

2:09am Im scared i ninja

2:10am Get me il text

2:13am Market ru

2:15am Dude

2:20am Market im in a bush

2:28am Get me

*Market St is one street over from Colorado and it's not that big, and it's all families over there, so I'm not exactly sure where Matt is/was.

**Yes, I do actually text like that, full sentences and proper punctuation and everything. My brain can't processes any other way. Also, I may have watched the Wiztards video (with Jepha and Quinn!) in the past couple days and now wanna say "what the medieval fuck?"

Now, I'm gonna shove the phone under the mattress and try to go back to fucking sleep. HEADACHE! And tomorrow, Matt is so getting fucking cussed. John too, for good measure.

Comments

[lurkitty.livejournal.com]

They deserve to die, preferably by having their texting fingers broken one by one, then strangling by their phone chargers. *hugs and pets*

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I went over there while they were still miserable with their hangovers and yelled at them and kicked the hell out of the chair John was sleeping in. We're cool now, lol. I like that method of death though, I think that'd be suitable. *hugs*

[reallythateasy.livejournal.com]

Yet, I am here and you are nowhere to be found. I miss you too

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

laid down with Rachel (b/c I still had her) and went to sleep. I'm sorry!! <333

[trackscovered.livejournal.com]

Dude, I am so so relieved I'm not the only person who texts with correct punctuation and in full sentences.