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[why_me_why_not]

Those of you who saw the BND dates with 50 Cent, do you remember how it was like 45 minutes of the same song? Yeah, I went out to meet my cousins (celebrating Dana's bday) and it was like two fucking hours of that shit, except for the random Pour Some Sugar On Me in the middle of it. Also, I had just gotten a shower when Dana convinced me to come out and now I feel like I need another one. My hair smells like cigarette smoke. Yuck. Idk if I can sleep like this.

I had fun though, mainly people-watching and making fun of people with Amy. Saw Justin but only got to talk to him for a minute. Some guy asked for my number and I managed not to laugh at him, so that's totally a win, right?

I am so faily, yall. I was gonna post about this earlier. Seven years later, my ex still has me convinced that I'm fat and unattractive and not worth it and that nobody would ever want me. (Yes, I know none of that is true, and you can say it all you want, but I have issues) But I still end up with boy drama, lol. Idek.

So Matt is the one that drunk txts me marriage proposals on a regular basis. Tonight, I got a video complete with him singing Journey and getting down on one knee to propose. What the actual fuck? Also, I found out today that the reason James keeps inviting the boys over to stay with Holdon is that he has a thing for me. And Shannon is mad at me because Joseph keeps asking her about me, and apparently she had a dream that I married Joseph - give me a moment to die laughing - and she's superjealous even though Joseph already made it clear she doesn't have a chance with him. How the fuck did I end up with accidental drama? I don't get it!

In happier news (depending on your perspective), I may have accidentally written porn that involves Bob Bryar and The Used. If I post it, will anyone read it?

Comments

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

I may have accidentally written porn that involves Bob Bryar and The Used. If I post it, will anyone read it?

NO NEVER EVER NO BOB/USED PORN EVER.

oh fuck yes please please please

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. IT WAS TOTALLY ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I SAID WRIIIITE IT.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

You know what I have to say to that? *points to your LJ name*

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

for fuck's sake!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I approve of your icon, btw. ;)

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Because you're a mean quinncerter.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

There is no actual Quinncertion in my current pornification! Although I could write a side snippet of exactly what Bert & Quinn are doing on the floor.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Well you could, but would Bert shut up and cooperate enough for that?

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Idk, Quinn succeeded in keeping him semi-quiet (or at least not talking) for a bit there...

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Haha, I have to get it betad and then I'll post it. :)

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

your ex is a loser face



porn makes everything better \O/

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

He IS total loserface but porn DEFINITELY makes everything better, so you're right on both counts!