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Substituting names in romance novel summaries with fandom pairings: GenKill Edition

Look But Don't Touch: Photographer Ray Person has no problem admitting he has a weakness for half-naked men. After all, he's gained national recognition for his men's underwear ads. Still, he's always very careful not to let any man get too close - until he has a fateful run-in with Texas Ranger Brad Colbert. And then he can't get him out of his clothes fast enough... Brad Colbert is a loner - and likes it that way. Only, since he shared a one-night stand with a sexy stranger, he's been out of sorts, suddenly wanting more. So when he learns he's getting a new assignment - to serve as a bodyguard to powerful businessman's new photographer - he's relieved. Until he realizes that the body he'll be guarding is the one that shared his bed.

Guilty Pleasures: Nate Fick has to get his act together - otherwise his backstreet restaurant will quickly become a been-there, done-that kind of thing. He risked everything to create his place, Guilty Pleasures, and he's willing to risk everything all over again just to save it. He doesn't have a plan but he does have Ray. Ray Person is a supersexy chef looking for a second chance. His once-four-star reputation is now no-star, thanks to a longtime rival. When Ray shows up on Nate's doorstep, he knows it means trouble, and not just for the restaurant. Soon he's not only sampling Ray's delectable dishes, he's sampling the chef himself. Together they cook up a sinful menu that garners many new patrons, but when opportunity knocks on Ray's door, with high-class offers, he must decide, as will Nate, what and who they truly desire.

Early Harvest: Nate Fick is spending his summer helping his students turn a trash-filled inner-city lot into a lush garden. There's only one problem - he and the children have to pack up their shovels and watering cans by fall because Brad Colbert, the handsome and ambitious owner of the lot, wants to turn it into a parking garage. Unless Nate can change his mind.

Love, Me: He was everyone's wildest desire, and where had that gotten rock music's bad boy, Ray Person? A career on the skids and a big blank zero in the romance score. But if he hooked sexy songwriter Walt Hasser, he'd at least have a fighting chance at having it all - a handsome hunk of man and a hit song. Now all he had to do was convince the elusive Mr Hasser that he could fulfill his wildest desires and more.

Bachelor of the Month: Sexy stockbroker Brad Colbert loves being in love. Unfortunately, in the past, he's been quick to propose that he's ended up leaving five brides at the altar. But now, through Texas Man Magazine, he's met gorgeous Ray Person, a man he wants to keep in his life - and his bed - permanently. He knows Ray's "the one." Too bad Ray has no intention of becoming Matrimonial Victim #6.
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Substituting names in romance novel summaries with fandom pairings: Clint/Coulson Edition

Too Many Grooms: When daredevil Clint Barton was told he was dying, he did the honorable thing - and jilted Phil Coulson so he wouldn't have to witness his demise. Trouble was, two years later Clint felt downright healthy. And when he realized he'd been misdiagnosed, he was fit to kill. Clint found Phil again, but his longtime sweetheart was in a wedding tux - and at the altar! No doubt he was still furious about how Clint had vanished, but Clint was ready to do anything to win his heart again. So he shoved aside groom number two and whisked Phil back down the aisle before he could say I do.

When the Lights Go Out: Phil Coulson isn't thrilled his roommate's arranged a blind date for him. It also doesn't help that his roommate forgot to tell Phil the date's name, so when he runs into a sexy stranger in the building during a blackout, Phil assumes it's him. Luckily, he's hot. So hot, Phil sheds both his inhibitions and his clothes! But when the lights come back on, Phil finds he wasn't his date after all... Getting stuck in an elevator isn't how reporter Clint Barton expected to meet his date. He's especially surprised when the cute stranger propositions him that same evening. Fortunately, Clint has always had trouble saying no. Then, when he finds out he slept with the wrong man, Clint doesn't think there's a problem. Now he just has to convince Phil how right things can be between them.

A Little Bit Dangerous: When undercover agent Phil Coulson walked away from Clint Barton, he left him with nothing but a broken heart. But when they reunited, neither one was prepared for the feelings that still existed - or for the truth lurking beneath the surface.

Eager and Eligible: Did you say hot sex? Thanks to a shipboard hypnotist, those very words transform prim-and-proper Phil Coulson into a Sexy Stripper. Easygoing Clint Barton has no idea what he's walked into when he rescues a boa-clad man from someone dressed as Pepe Le Pew. But as the feathers fly and passions ignite, this very eligible bachelor vows to show Phil he wants more than just hot sex.

Baby It's Cold Outside: At the stroke of midnight, trapped in diner by a snowstorm on New Year's Eve, Clint Barton finds himself holding Phil Coulson's baby boy. One night couldn't change a drifter into a family man... could it?

And a bonus Clint/Darcy, just because.

Game for Anything: A year ago, Clint Barton saved Darcy Lewis' life, and the sexy loner has been starring in her nightly fantasies ever since. But now Darcy's tired of dreaming. She needs to have Clint in her life, in her bed, so when she learns she's in danger - and that, once again, Clint is watching her every move - she decides to take what she wants. And poor Clint doesn't stand a chance... Clint isn't thrilled with his latest assignment. For a year he hasn't been able to get Darcy out of his head. But the spoiled princess is way out of his league. Still, guarding Darcy's delectable body has its perks, especially since she's quite willing to share it. So he's going to Plan B. He'll seduce her right out of his system. Only, the more games they play, the more he's hoping they'll end up tied.

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