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[why_me_why_not]

Yesterday I asked yall Why is it called a blowjob when there's not really any actual blowing involved?

swedish15 gave me the most awesome answer:

Warning: The following theory is by a virgin conspirationalist non-native speaker. Please, don't take it seriously.

Well, that's quite easy. Let's look at Blowjob:
B (2) + L(12) + O(15) + W(23!) + J(10) + O(15) + B(2)=
69. Now, this number not only has a sexual meaning (And consider please: This position consists of two partners orally pleasuring each other), but also is a rather big deal if you're an Illuminati; it's 3*23, both of which are important numbers, 3 because it's part of the basic idea (1+1=3; synergistic effects) and 23 (which combines 2 and 3, and is therefore an important symbol.). In short, this word has a very good resonance in the Zahlenmystik.

*g* So, swedish15, I owe you a drabble. Prompt me. (and I hope you don't mind that I reposted your comment here)

Comments

[wearethestars.livejournal.com]

Awesome answer.

[ariadne1.livejournal.com]

It's Da Blowjob Code!! *sniggers* *runs*

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Da Blowjob Code *snerk*

Ari, you crack me up, seriously. This comment & the Desitin one -- oh, how I love you. *g*

And my "smile" icon is more colorful than yours ;)

[emella.livejournal.com]

Hmm Coolness. :)

[swedish15.livejournal.com]

Reposting is cool. (Is jumping with joy for winning.)
As for drabble.. eh.. D'you write only HP and SN? Or is there something else? Because, right now, I'm plagued with BtVS-Bunnies...

I'm going to write as soon as I have an idea.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I'm not familiar w/ Buffy. But if you have a specific bunny you'd like to request in that fandom, I'm pretty sure we can con acostilow into writing you something. Since the blowjob question was her question originally. *g*

I can write in HP, SPN, LOST, QaF, Narnia, some LotR... not much outside those. Let me know whenever. *g*

[acostilow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Blame me for everything. :D

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

not everything Just... some things. But they're all good things! ;)

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

That answer deserves a drabble. And probably much more. *^_^*

[pixie-squeaks.livejournal.com]

That answer is hilarious! Congrats to swedish15!

And also Da Blowjob Code cracked me up!

Heeeeeeehehehehehe!

[swedish15.livejournal.com]

Okay, got me some time thinking about it, listening to far too many bad pop songs (radio sucks, most of the time, and I drive about two hours every day.), and some good songs (Joshua Kadison? Rocks. I simply love Jesse.)

My challenge to you for a drabble is as follows:
Two Choices. No slash, please. Harry Potter, please, 'cause that's our commom fandom.
a) Considering the da Blowjob Code: No story request. This one's all format.
Second word has to start with B. Third word with L. 23rd word with O. 32nd word with W. 55th Word with J. 69th word with O. 99th word with B. And, as a bonus, the 47th word shall be the number 47.

b) Easy way out: Ballroom dancing. Ron/Pansy, if possible.
This challenge will self-destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...Bluescreen.
Damn.
To be quite honest, I don't care what you choose; I'm looking forward to either of them. And yes, I'm able to reconsider, if necessary. *g*
Good luck; if you or one of your team members is captured or killed during this operation, the minister will disavow all knowledge.