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Yesterday I asked yall Why is it called a blowjob when there's not really any actual blowing involved?

swedish15 gave me the most awesome answer:

Warning: The following theory is by a virgin conspirationalist non-native speaker. Please, don't take it seriously.

Well, that's quite easy. Let's look at Blowjob:
B (2) + L(12) + O(15) + W(23!) + J(10) + O(15) + B(2)=
69. Now, this number not only has a sexual meaning (And consider please: This position consists of two partners orally pleasuring each other), but also is a rather big deal if you're an Illuminati; it's 3*23, both of which are important numbers, 3 because it's part of the basic idea (1+1=3; synergistic effects) and 23 (which combines 2 and 3, and is therefore an important symbol.). In short, this word has a very good resonance in the Zahlenmystik.

*g* So,

swedish15, I owe you a drabble. Prompt me. (and I hope you don't mind that I reposted your comment here)