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Those of you who saw the BND dates with 50 Cent, do you remember how it was like 45 minutes of the same song? Yeah, I went out to meet my cousins (celebrating Dana's bday) and it was like two fucking hours of that shit, except for the random Pour Some Sugar On Me in the middle of it. Also, I had just gotten a shower when Dana convinced me to come out and now I feel like I need another one. My hair smells like cigarette smoke. Yuck. Idk if I can sleep like this.

I had fun though, mainly people-watching and making fun of people with Amy. Saw Justin but only got to talk to him for a minute. Some guy asked for my number and I managed not to laugh at him, so that's totally a win, right?

I am so faily, yall. I was gonna post about this earlier. Seven years later, my ex still has me convinced that I'm fat and unattractive and not worth it and that nobody would ever want me. (Yes, I know none of that is true, and you can say it all you want, but I have issues) But I still end up with boy drama, lol. Idek.

So Matt is the one that drunk txts me marriage proposals on a regular basis. Tonight, I got a video complete with him singing Journey and getting down on one knee to propose. What the actual fuck? Also, I found out today that the reason James keeps inviting the boys over to stay with Holdon is that he has a thing for me. And Shannon is mad at me because Joseph keeps asking her about me, and apparently she had a dream that I married Joseph - give me a moment to die laughing - and she's superjealous even though Joseph already made it clear she doesn't have a chance with him. How the fuck did I end up with accidental drama? I don't get it!

In happier news (depending on your perspective), I may have accidentally written porn that involves Bob Bryar and The Used. If I post it, will anyone read it?

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Title: Shiny Happy Bob Times
Fandom/Pairing: Bandom, The Used/Bob Bryar
Rating ADULT
Word Count 3200 words
Disclaimer The boys in this fic belong to no one but themselves and each other. If they were mine, I'm sure I'd have better things to do than write about their sex lives.
Summary: Bob doesn't know if Quinn comes back or not, but he can't worry about that right now, not when there are hands pushing up his shirt and hoodie, and fingers at the button of his jeans, and Jepha mouthing at his neck. His mind is a little preoccupied with trying to determine whose hands are whose. Not that it matters, since they're both trying to get him naked.

A/N: Currently flocked; I reserve the right to come back and change things as I see fit (including the title! That's just what it got called when I was sending it to ashlein. The other option is Failiest Porn Ever. *shrugs*) after this is actually beta'd. Thanks to snarkyrainbow for starting this shit and for cheerleading. Cheerleading thanks also goes to reallythateasy and ashlein. ETA: Beta thanks goes to mimiheart, who loves me enough to beta something in a fandom she's not part of. And to gelsey, for the same thing.

Tell me what you think! (also, for those of you who need to know, this week is Brendon Urie week, since I didn't write anything Brendonish this week)

( Bob doesn't really need an excuse to disappear for a couple days. )

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I think this is going to be a fic-dump kind of night. I apologize in advance.

Title: Waking Up in the Past
Fandom/Pairing: Supernatural, gen
Rating/Word Count: Teen for language, 1164 words
Disclaimer: I don't own the Winchesters, sadly enough.
Summary: “I don’t think we’re in the 21st century anymore, Toto.”

A/N: Inspired by the cliche_bingo prompt of time travel. I could not find confirmation of Bobby's wife's name or the year that she died, so I made it up.

( Dean opened the door of their hotel room, hoping some fresh air would clear out his head a bit. )

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It's quite possible that I posted this one before, but I can't find it anywhere, so I may just be thinking that I've shared it quite a bit via email? Either way.

Title: A Day in Zack's Life
Fandom/Characters: Bandom; Zack, Brendon/Spencer
Rating/Word Count: Teen; 1339
Disclaimer: NOT MINE!
Summary: A day with our favorite boyminder.

A/N: Inspired by the cliche_bingo challenge of Day in the Life. It's only a partial day though. Unbetad.

( Two nights in the same hotel doesn’t happen ever, but somehow it does. )

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Apparently this wants to be fic, but I don't know where it goes. It may be part of the werewolf!Empires 'verse, but it may be something else entirely: Nick waited until he heard the shower start up before he picked up his phone. Tom answered on the third ring, sounding a bit distracted. “Come get your boy off my couch.” Nick was serious. He loved Ryan, really, but it was far past time for Ryan and Tom to kiss and make up.

Oh look, drabbles! Or, more appropriately, snapshots! I don't think any of them are an even number of words, much less exactly 100.

125 words; Dean, Sam, military; for reallythateasy.

( You can't be serious! )

100 words; Draco/Harry/Luna, zipper; for reallythateasy.

( There were times Harry was baffled by Luna’s love of Muggle attire. )

448 words; Brian/Greta in the Basement Romantic AU 'Verse

( Brian heard Greta before he saw her, and he still hoped he was wrong. )

636 words; CM/bandom crossover; Spencer Reid meets Spencer Smith.

( Reid has to visit four stores before he finds the particular book of Celtic folk tales he’s been looking for. )

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This actually needs to be its own 'verse. So consider this the first part and I may come back to write more later?

Title: International Werewolf Relations
Fandom: Harry Potter/The Dresden Files
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Billy/Georgia, Teddy Lupin
Rating: suitable for Everyone
Word Count: 1427 words
Disclaimer: I own nothing of either the Wizarding world of JKR or the supernatural world of Jim Butcher. Written in fun.
Summary: Harry and Draco take Teddy to Chicago the summer before he starts Hogwarts.

( Draco detests Muggle transportation, but Trans-oceanic Apparition is complicated, dangerous, and draining. )

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Okay, I'm getting ready to go to bed. Text me if you want me. :)

175 words of random HP

( Harry had long since traded his glasses for Muggle contacts. )

151 words set in the werewolf!Empires 'verse

( Everyone knows that Nick's is neutral territory. )

375 words, also set in the werewolf!Empires 'verse

( By the time they're close enough to see the flashing lights, the smoke, and the chaos, Tom's already pretty close to freaking out. )